he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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