Sponge bath it is.
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
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