Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I did not marry a roomba.
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