i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
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