So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
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