i think i have two assholes
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
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