I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
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