is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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