Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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