So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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