Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Slut skills are useful in every country.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
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