im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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