Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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