Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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