You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
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