I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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