Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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