Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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