Do you still have your period?
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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