yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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