No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I just googled if crying burns calories
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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