Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
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