Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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