Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Randomize
