That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
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