the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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