ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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