No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Randomize
