i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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