i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
You asked for 4 things: your phone, your wallet, your keys and your denture. I stopped asking questions.
They have beer where we have blood.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Randomize
