:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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