More tranny stories later!
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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