is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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