That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
he fucked my hip out of place.
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
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