I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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