please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize