This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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