ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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