That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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