In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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