Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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