stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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