North Korea, Best Korea!
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
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