For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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