So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
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