you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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