i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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