nut hugger
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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