from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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