yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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