I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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