Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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