So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
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