why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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