ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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